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But what to do if you find yourself trapped in an eating experience without an avocado within arm's reach? Will your brunch be besmirched by bare bread and butter? With Micro Avocado, this handy hass hero will always be close by to offer a helping hand in making every meal magnificent!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eavocado,plush avocado,green,stuffed avocado,comfort food\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076240417051,"sku":"841024115109","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_avocado_3_NEW.jpg?v=1719599118"},{"product_id":"micro-comfort-food-avocado-toast","title":"Micro Comfort Food Avocado Toast","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnable to buy a home because of the luscious temptation that is avocado toast at brunch? Make one yourself with Micro Avocado Toasts! 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