{"title":"Sitewide Sale","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-1-unicado","title":"Alter Egos Series 1: Unicado","description":"\u003cp\u003eDo not eat this unicorn. I know it looks like an avocado, but it's only *kind of* an avocado. I mean, it would probably taste delicious, like a cross between buttercream and arugula. But don't eat it. Don't even think about eating it. And definitely don't look over here right now. Yep, just like arugula.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eavocado, unicado, unicorn, alter ego\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076175798555,"sku":"841024117615","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_avocado_unicorn.jpg?v=1719598218"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-1-alien-avocado","title":"Alter Egos Series 1: Alien Avocado","description":"\u003cp\u003eUsually we try to think up cute names for Alter Ego. This is not one of those times. This is the time to hide in your cellar and remember back to the days before the Alien Avocados arrived, spattering our landscape with delicious butteryness and lowered cardiovascular risk. Come to think of it, those days sucked. Thank you, Alien Avocados!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003ealterego, alien, avocado, aliens, ufo\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076176126235,"sku":"841024117622","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_avocado_alien.jpg?v=1719598226"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-2-plague-doctor-barista","title":"Alter Egos Series 2: Plague Doctor Barista","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife is better with caffeine. By which I mean, caffeine in very specific liquid form, as a byproduct of drinking certain hot beverages, can minorly improve some people's mental-alertness. You can't just carry around a packet of powdered caffeine in your pocket like a good luck charm. Come to think of it, don't put hot liquid beverages in your pocket either. Learn from my bad decisions. Anyway, this Barista Plague doctor is great and you should get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eplague, doctor, barista, coffee, alterego\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076176224539,"sku":"841024118841","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_doctor_plague_barista.jpg?v=1719598229"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-2-plague-doctor-demon","title":"Alter Egos Series 2: Plague Doctor Demon","description":"\u003cp\u003eDo it. Do the thing. You know, that thing you want to do, but know you shouldn't? Well maybe you should. Maybe you should just do that thing right now. You can trust me, I know a thing or two about doing things that everyone else says you shouldn't do, and my opinion, which is completely unrelated to my status as a demonic being of pure evil, is that you should do it. Do it now. Yes. Yesssss!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eplague, alterego, demon, horns, evil\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076176978203,"sku":"841024118858","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_doctor_plague_demon.jpg?v=1719598233"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-2-plague-doctor-fortune-teller","title":"Alter Egos Series 2: Plague Doctor Fortune Teller","description":"\u003cp\u003eBeware, for I see a vital decision in your near future! One path contains sorrow, one joy! Mere seconds from now, you will finish reading the description of a particularly adorable Squishable! It's a frog? No! A Fortune-Telling Plague Doctor! And when you will come to the end of that description, and you will face a choice: will you add that Squishable to your basket, or will you take the dark road of NOT adding it to your basket! The future is uncertain! Choose well!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003ealterego, plagu, fortune, teller, gypsy\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076177830171,"sku":"841024118865","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_doctor_plague_fortune_teller.jpg?v=1719598237"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-2-plague-doctor-jester","title":"Alter Egos Series 2: Plague Doctor Jester","description":"\u003cp\u003eAt the end of a long day at work, I like to pour myself a big glass of milk and lounge around in wild multicolored motley. It doesn't get any better than hanging on the couch with your feet up while rattling off subtle jokes about prominent political figures. Yes, nothing beats exercising your legally protected right to juggle while wearing a silly hat. Really blowing off steam? One word for you: puns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eplague, jester, alterego\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076177895707,"sku":"841024118872","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_doctor_plague_jester.jpg?v=1719598241"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-2-plague-doctor-rainy","title":"Alter Egos Series 2: Plague Doctor Rainy","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet me tell you of a far-off distant land, a land of wild storms and wind and rain. But it doesn't rain down frogs and jellybeans like it does here, oh no no no! Instead it rains down \"water\"! And when it touches you it clings to your body from flipper to beak! It soaks into your clothing! And it stays that way until slowly; so very slowly, the \"water\" just disappears back into the atmosphere! Poof! Really! I couldn't make this stuff up!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eplague, dr, rainy, day, blue\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076178026779,"sku":"841024118889","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_doctor_plague_rainy.jpg?v=1719598244"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-3-ice-tree","title":"Alter Egos Series 3: Ice Tree","description":"\u003cp\u003eJeez that's cold. As cold as my ex who made fun of puppies at the shelter over the holidays. Colder than my other ex who refused to share their Christmas cookies. Even colder than that one ex that made cutting remarks about my eggnog habit. I think what I'm saying is I need to date warmer people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eicy, tree, blue, ice\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076179796251,"sku":"841024119084","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_christmas_tree_icy.jpg?v=1719598248"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-3-palm-tree","title":"Alter Egos Series 3: Palm Tree","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's always \"now\" everywhere! It's now where you are, and it's also now on top of Mt Everest. If you are on top of Mt Everest, then doubly so! Or, for example, you may be experiencing the festive holiday season sitting in a snowstorm in Toledo, but it's also the festive holiday season where this little tree is hanging out, in, like, Florida, or the Amazon or something. Enjoy the tropical now, little tree!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003epalm, tree, tropical, holiday\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076180156699,"sku":"841024119107","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_christmas_palm_tree.jpg?v=1719598255"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-4-affogato","title":"Alter Egos Series 4: Affogato","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat's better when you pour espresso over it? Pretty much everything! Vanilla ice cream? Yes! Hot chocolate? The best! This cat? Delicious! More espresso? Absolutely! Wait, don't eat the cat. Stick with the vanilla ice cream.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eau,alternate universe,coffee,drink,cafe,vanilla,ice cream,espresso,caffiene,brown,green,mint\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076181172507,"sku":"841024120431","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_coffee_affogato.jpg?v=1719598266"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-4-bodega-coffee","title":"Alter Egos Series 4: Bodega Coffee","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat comes with a paper cup, is probably lukewarm and a bit bitter, and contains massive amounts of caffeine? Me! But also this Bodega Coffee! To be clear, the coffee is actually in a paper cup, unlike me. I just carry a paper cup around everywhere for some reason.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eau,alternate universe,coffee,drink,cafe,deli,greek,blue,white\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076181532955,"sku":"841024120219","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_coffee_bodega_coffee.jpg?v=1719598276"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-4-rainbow-coffee","title":"Alter Egos Series 4: Rainbow Coffee","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn another world, coffee looks the way it makes you feel. It's filled with sunshine and rainbows and happiness. It looks like the smell of smiles and magic, and the promise of alertness despite that late night you spent binge watching Doctor Who. This is that coffee, in case I wasn't being clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eau,alternate universe,coffee,drink,cafe,colorful,pride,pink\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076181664027,"sku":"841024120424","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_coffee_rainbow.jpg?v=1719598280"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-4-devils-brew","title":"Alter Egos Series 4: Devil's Brew","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou know what I do when I see a demonic entity sworn to the services of a possibly metaphorical underworld? I go up to that servant of darkness and say, \"you're not decaf, are you? Cause I've still got a lot of studying to do tonight.\" And then I drink it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eau,alternate universe,coffee,drink,cafe,devil,evil,dark,black,red\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076181893403,"sku":"841024120400","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_coffee_devils_brew.jpg?v=1719598283"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-6-plague-doctor-alien","title":"Alter Egos Series 6: Plague Doctor Alien","description":"\u003cp\u003eHey stranger, I'm looking for a farm. You know, the type where you do farm work with your tentac...hands? I'm here to inspect some cows. Just inspect. Definitely not abduct. Yessirree, just a regular human looking for a farm with some cows who are open to interstellar travel. I mean...grass.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003ealien, blue, space, ship, plague, doctor\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076184711451,"sku":"841024122985","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_doctor_plague_set_2_alien.jpg?v=1719598287"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-6-plague-doctor-beast","title":"Alter Egos Series 6: Plague Doctor Beast","description":"\u003cp\u003eLegend says that on a night such as this, the Great Plague Beast arises in the forest! It growls its growl! It gnashes its teeth! Behold! The Great Plague Beast rides again! And what does it ride? A fancy 10-speed road bike hybrid with flashing lights on its wheels! It's not on brand, but they're into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003ebeast, scary, furry, hairy, brown, mushroom, plague, doctor\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076184875291,"sku":"841024122992","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_doctor_plague_set_2_beast.jpg?v=1719598291"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-6-plague-doctor-druid","title":"Alter Egos Series 6: Plague Doctor Druid","description":"\u003cp\u003eListen to this Spooky Druid's wisdom. But beware, for this wisdom is cursed! Once you know it, you will never be able to unknow it! Even when you think you've forgotten it, it will still be there, indelibly etched onto the very meat of your brain, just awaiting the proper stimulus to rise again! I mean, that has nothing to do with this particular wisdom, that's just how the neurology of memory works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003edruid, spooky, scary, halloween, plague, black, leaf, plant, sage\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076185006363,"sku":"841024123012","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_doctor_plague_set_2_druid.jpg?v=1719598294"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-6-plague-doctor-cowboy","title":"Alter Egos Series 6: Plague Doctor Cowboy","description":"\u003cp\u003eHowdy howdy howdy! I sure do wish I could be playing my 'monica out on the range by the campfire, cooking some vittles! Instead I'm doing math homework. But I could be roundin' up some steers and lassoing 'dem dogies! Except I'm not. I'm doing trigonometry for Mrs. Schpiel's 3rd period class. That's taking place at a rodeo!! Nope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003ecow, horse, girl, plague\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076185235739,"sku":"841024123005","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_doctor_plague_set_2_cowboy.jpg?v=1719598298"},{"product_id":"alter-egos-series-6-plague-doctor-nymph","title":"Alter Egos Series 6: Plague Doctor Nymph","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's hard to have a conversation with a tree. I've tried. I've been like, \"Hey Oak, who do you think the bad guy is this season on that new crime show?\" and the Oak is all like, \"Whatever\". Not so with this Plague Nymph! Nature spirit! Forest fairy! They have opinions about the breeze and the bees and the trees! They're totally wrong about that suspect though, it's definitely the guy's brother.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eflower, fairy, garden, plant, cute\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076185923867,"sku":"841024123029","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/alteregos_doctor_plague_set_2_nymph.jpg?v=1719598302"},{"product_id":"squishable-cerberus","title":"Squishable Cerberus","description":"\u003cp\u003eWorking dogs are the best! They will happily herd your sheep and then lick your face! They will save Little Timmy, that poor chap always stuck in the wrong end of a well! They can walk on their hind legs in a tutu for your applause and delight!Of these, the most capable canine with a calling is the mighty Cerberus! This triple-noggined pup keeps the inhabitants of Hades from crossing back over the River Styx and does a darn fine job! How many formerly-dead ancient Greeks have you seen walking around the mall recently? None? Me neither!What does this mean for you? After a long day on guard dog duty, this doggie just want to be like all other doggies - cuddling up with a loving owner, getting its three heads petted and finagling a spot on the bed. Who's a good boy? You are!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eOpen Squish,Fantasy,Mythical,Geeky,Grey,Dogs,Plush,Cerberus,Stuffed Cerberus\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076187201819,"sku":"841024102482","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/opensquish_cerberus_11983.jpg?v=1719598320"},{"product_id":"squishable-narwhal","title":"Squishable Narwhal","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhy horses? When we think, \"What kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?\" why do we immediately think \"a horse\"? I mean, the poor thing would develop all kinds of back problems, and each friendly nuzzling would turn the recipient into shishkabobs.Stick that horn on a whale instead! Light and sleek, blue and wiggly, !@#$ adorable...in aquatic dueling, a well-equipped whale is sure to beat its equine competition every time. A horn on a whale: it just makes sense!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eFuzzy Five,Geeky,Sea Life,Aquatic,Blue,Plush Narwhal,Stuffed Narwhal,Round Narwhal\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076187824411,"sku":"841024101140","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_narwhal_15_new.jpg?v=1719598336"},{"product_id":"squishable-fuzzy-bumblebee","title":"Squishable Fuzzy Bumblebee","description":"\u003cp\u003e'Pardon me! I am a bee!'' the Bee said to the flower.\"May I trouble you for a grain or two of pollen at this hour?\"The flower stood invitingly and swayed upon its stalk.But the flower said nothing in response, for flowers cannot talk.\"Hello?\" the Bumblebee re-said, \"I kind of feel ignored...\"But the flower kept its silence, for it had no vocal cords.How happy, then, the Bee became when, before its very eyes,A human friend appeared and offered pollen-honey pies!!The moral is: befriend a Bee! Improve human-bug relations!Flowers cannot talk, and thus are bad at conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eOpen Squish,Yellow,Plush Bumblebee,Stuffed Bumblebee,bug,insect,\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076189462811,"sku":"841024102192","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/opensquish_squish_bumblebee_15.jpg?v=1719598350"},{"product_id":"squishable-rainbow","title":"Squishable Rainbow","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere are many reasons to embrace this Rainbow! It's a spectral phenomenon caused by the refraction and dispersion of light within water droplets! It's a symbol of equality and love! It's a thing you have to go over to get to the Emerald City! So hug a rainbow, and in particular, hug THIS Rainbow! For many reasons!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003ecloud, rainbow, sparkle, sky, prism, roygbiv\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076189921563,"sku":"841024105704","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_rainbow_15.jpg?v=1719598362"},{"product_id":"squishable-mint-octopus","title":"Squishable Mint Octopus","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes you need the refreshing taste of minty toothpaste to really wake up in the morning. Not working? How about some minty iced coffee, minty cool air, or that hipster down the hall who calls herself Minty instead of Mindy because she's cool like that? There's only one thing that will do the trick every time: a minty hug. From a minty friend. With many minty teal arms - or are those legs? Anyhow!! This adorable cephalopod's sweet smile and invigorating attitude will be the breath of fresh air we need!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003emint, octopus, octo, ocean, sea, tentacles, cute\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076191002907,"sku":"841024106510","price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_mint_octopus_15.jpg?v=1719598388"},{"product_id":"squishable-plague-doctor","title":"Squishable Plague Doctor","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. When we posted our 7\" version of this dude, the amount of traffic crashed our site. Then we spent 2 days fixing the site. Then you ordered a LOT of them. Then our site crashed again. Thank you! Unexpected! Anyway...here's a full-sized version!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMedieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot of leather, maybe just wash your hands instead. Actually, wash your hands either way. Now wash them again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003espooky,halloween,black,white,plague,plague doctor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076192739611,"sku":"841024113693","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_plague_doctor_15.jpg?v=1719598413"},{"product_id":"squishable-luna-moth","title":"Squishable Luna Moth","description":"\u003cp\u003eHow do you feel about moths? Me too! Oh, you feel like they're weird floppy dusty hairy insects? Well then me DON'T! My love for moths is true, passionate, and larger than life. In fact, here's a Luna Moth as big as my love. Which is to say, very very big indeed!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eMoon,Moth,bug,bugs,luna moth,green,white\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076193001755,"sku":"841024113013","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_luna_moth_15.jpg?v=1719598420"},{"product_id":"squishable-spooky-ghost","title":"Squishable Spooky Ghost","description":"\u003cp\u003eBOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die for! At least that's what all of my spooky friends have told me right before running away very quickly, and why would they lie! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003espooky,ghost,halloween,spook,horror,fall\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076193689883,"sku":"841024112931","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_spooky_ghost_15.jpg?v=1719598423"},{"product_id":"squishable-mushroom","title":"Squishable Mushroom","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhoa! Now that is a big mushroom! We went on a hike looking for the biggest mushrooms we could find. Turns out the biggest one is the Squishable Mushroom! We may not be able to saute it to improve your dinner, but it can definitely make your life better with all of its cute fungi-ness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003epink,mushroom,red,sprouts,magical,shroom\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076193820955,"sku":"841024113303","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_mushroom_ii_15.jpg?v=1719598428"},{"product_id":"squishable-plague-nurse","title":"Squishable Plague Nurse","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of personal hygiene, and a beak full of smelly herbs and flowers, you'd want a second-in-command who's got your back. And your front. And whatever other body parts you're worried about, which is probably all of them. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Plague Nurse was designed by fan request as a counterpart for our Plague Doctor Squishable. We also have 7\" versions of the Plague Doctor and Plague Nurse. The side of the lantern has been swapped so the two can hold hands. Rest assured, they would only do so after washing those hands extensively. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease be aware, there may be some variation in the glow-in-the-dark color of the lantern!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eplague nurse,plague,plague doctor,pink,white,spooky\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076195623195,"sku":"841024114614","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_plague_nurse_15.jpg?v=1719598447"},{"product_id":"squishable-reaper","title":"Squishable Reaper","description":"\u003cp\u003eContrary to mainstream belief, very few Reapers are \"Grim,\" per se. Sure, there's an amount of spookiness that comes with the job of shepherding souls, but most Reapers have plenty of interests outside of their day jobs! Many enjoy painting, animal husbandry, and participating in the thriving Astral Ultimate Frisbee community! This Squishable Reaper's chilly embrace is actually quite snuggly, truly the opposite of grim!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003egrim reaper,grim,reaper,spooky,halloween\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076195688731,"sku":"841024114461","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_reaper_15.jpg?v=1719598451"},{"product_id":"squishable-heart","title":"Squishable Heart","description":"\u003cp\u003eLove is real! It exists! And it can be whatever love means to you! Soft, floofyness? Yes indeed! Rom-coms? Totally! Horror flicks? Sure, why not. Horrific elder gods from the dawn of time? Ummm...okay! Isn't love great?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eheart,hearts,love,red,pink,valentine,valentine's day,romance\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076195721499,"sku":"841024113587","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_heart_15.jpg?v=1719598455"},{"product_id":"squishable-rosy-maple-moth","title":"Squishable Rosy Maple Moth","description":"\u003cp\u003eOh hello there, Squishable Rosy Maple Moth! Looking lovely as always! I just saw you on this month's cover model of Moth Magazine, your wings looked absolutely gorgeous. Did you have work done? You can tell me, I never gossip! Not a hint? Oh well, anyway, you're looking really round. Very floofy. Keep it up, Rosy Maple Moth!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003erosy maple moth,rosy maple,moth,pink,yellow\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076195819803,"sku":"841024114973","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_rosy_maple_moth_15-1.jpg?v=1719598459"},{"product_id":"squishable-poodle-moth","title":"Squishable Poodle Moth","description":"\u003cp\u003eWho's a good floofer? The Squishable Poodle Moth is a good floofer! It's like a fluffy and adorable poodle and a super cool and superior moth. Thus the name, \"Poodle Moth\". This isn't a subtle naming convention here, people. We couldn't resist making an even bigger Mini Squishable Poodle Moth, so here it is! The bigger, the floofier!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003epoodle moth,poodle,moth,white,bug\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076196180251,"sku":"841024114935","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_poodle_moth_15-1.jpg?v=1719598462"},{"product_id":"squishable-venus-flytrap","title":"Squishable Venus Flytrap","description":"\u003cp\u003ePlant children are the best! Case in point, this Venus Flytrap! They're the most superlative carnivorous plant a couple of spooky plague professionals could hope to co-parent. And as an added bonus, they keep everyone's workstations pest free. And who doesn't love that cute face? I mean, maybe some bugs, but they don't get a vote.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Venus Flytrap is part of the happy, strange world of the Mysterious Doctor Plague and Plague Nurse. And while this particular team member doesn't have a lantern, they do have a magnetic mouth (to lock in all of the love!). Rest assured, they have only the best of intentions, and also excellent dental hygiene.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003evenus fly trap,green,plant,doctor plague,plague nurse\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076197097755,"sku":"841024115130","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_venus_fly_trap_15.jpg?v=1719598484"},{"product_id":"squishable-baphomet","title":"Squishable Baphomet","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhoa, that's a huge summoning circle! Who put that here where anyone could trip over it? Oh Baphomet, I thought it might be you! Summoning some fast food I see, eh? I fully support your mystical culinary endeavors. Also can you please summon me two dozen cupcakes? It's for, um, a friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003ebaphomet,spooky,dark,halloween\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076197589275,"sku":"841024115956","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_baphomet_15.jpg?v=1719598488"},{"product_id":"squishable-shadow-dragon","title":"Squishable Shadow Dragon","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave you heard the legend of Shadow Dragon? Me neither. So let's make one up! Shadow dragons use their shadowy powers to control the world! They rub elbows with royalty! They are champion badminton players! They have amazing crochet skills! They once ate three double-scoop ice cream cones in a row and it was epic! Out of the shadows, Shadow Dragon, your legend grows!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003edragon,black,red,shadow,shadow dragon,goth\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076197884187,"sku":"841024116069","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_shadow_dragon_15.jpg?v=1719598492"},{"product_id":"squishable-blue-jay","title":"Squishable Blue Jay","description":"\u003cp\u003eSquishable Blue Jay! How'd you get so blue? Did you eat a lunch of blueberries? Go to a super cool hair stylist? Joined a certain performance group? Oh, it's natural? You mean you didn't sit in a salon for a whole day looking like an alien? Which is what I'm definitely not doing right now?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eblue jay,bird,blue,borb,birb, baseball, Ace, toronto, Johns Hopkins, Creighton\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076197949723,"sku":"841024115383","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_blue_jay_15.jpg?v=1719598499"},{"product_id":"squishable-baby-platypus","title":"Squishable Baby Platypus","description":"\u003cp\u003eSquishable Baby Platypus, you've gotten so big! Why, I haven't seen you since you were just out of your egg, or whatever. So whatcha up to now? Stinging people with your venomous spurs? Sensing your prey using electrolocation? Acting as the sole representative of the family Ornithorhynchidae? What's that? You're studying abroad and thinking about taking up knitting? I mean, that's cool too I guess.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003ebrown,platypus,aquatic,australia\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076198244635,"sku":"841024115529","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_baby_platypus_15.jpg?v=1719598504"},{"product_id":"squishable-gargoyle","title":"Squishable Gargoyle","description":"\u003cp\u003eSquishable Gargoyle, stone protector with granite skin and flinty eye! Except this one, which is super soft and made of fuzz. Master of all it surveys! Except again, for this one. Which isn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003emini, gargoyle, grey, black, fantasy\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076198474011,"sku":"841024116311","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_gargoyle_16.jpg?v=1719598512"},{"product_id":"squishable-baby-axolotl","title":"Squishable Baby Axolotl","description":"\u003cp\u003eHey Baby Axolotl, teach me how to swim! I only really know how to walk in the water, very slowly. Oh, you too? Hmm, in that case can you teach me how to make cute facial expressions? While walking in the water? Very slowly?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eaxolotl,amphibian,aquatic,pink\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076198670619,"sku":"841024116342","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_baby_axolotl_15.jpg?v=1719598519"},{"product_id":"squishable-baby-red-panda","title":"Squishable Baby Red Panda","description":"\u003cp\u003eRed Panda! Are you a panda? A bear? A raccoon? A fox? The internet says you have your own special classification, and I always trust everything the internet has to say. If they think you're an Ailuridae, that's good enough for me!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eRed Panda,Stuffed Red Panda,Plush Red Panda,Red,black,white,panda\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076198899995,"sku":"841024115321","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_baby_red_panda_15.jpg?v=1719598527"},{"product_id":"squishable-rose","title":"Squishable Rose","description":"\u003cp\u003eDid you know pink roses symbolize the ultimate 'thank you'?! Getting someone a pink rose is like saying, 'Thank you for being cute and spiky!\" or 'Thank you for buying me last minute from the grocery store'! Or, 'thank you for not clipping me off your bushes just because the Homeowners Association thinks I'm a bad match for the neighborhood aesthetic'!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003erose, flower, garden, date\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076199719195,"sku":"841024117417","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_rose_151.jpg?v=1719598546"},{"product_id":"squishable-king-raven","title":"Squishable King Raven","description":"\u003cp\u003eNevermore will you say, \"Gosh, I wish the Mini King Raven came in a bigger size!\" I know you were saying that. I heard you yesterday up on the parapet, pining for your avian monarch to return to his courtly duties in magnificent, giant form. Well this is one royal bird who listens to the pleas of his adoring people! That's you, by the way. The King Raven is part of the happy, strange world of the Mysterious Doctor Plague. He is grumpy. And majestic. You have been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eking raven, bird, scarecrow, Baltimore, football, poe\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076199883035,"sku":"841024118674","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_king_raven_15.jpg?v=1719598554"},{"product_id":"squishable-strawberry-cow","title":"Squishable Strawberry Cow","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat's better than a strawberry cow?! Well, I can think of like three things, but for the sake of this description I'll say-NOTHING! Seriously, this Strawberry Cow brings me such unbridled joy, I'm angry that I can't see her everyday. Wait, why can't I see her every day? Where is she? WHERE IS SHE??\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003estrawberry, cow, udder, pink, farm\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076200112411,"sku":"841024116328","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_strawberry_cow_15.jpg?v=1719598557"},{"product_id":"squishable-triceratops","title":"Squishable Triceratops","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere's magic in the number 3! Three weird sisters, three wishes, Three's Company (thats a U.S. tv show based on a British show that aired starting in...1973!) Also the three horns of a Triceratops! Do you think the triceratops knows it's magic? I hope so. Either way, the Triceratops is an absolute icon, worthy of any three of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003edinosaur, carnivore, green\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076200177947,"sku":"841024117486","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_triceratops_15.jpg?v=1719598561"},{"product_id":"squishable-t-rex-ii","title":"Squishable T-Rex II","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne of my favorite movies of all time is Meet the Robinsons. There is an iconic scene with a T-Rex who's being mind controlled by a robot bowler hat named Doris. Are you still with me? ANYWAY this isn't that T-Rex even though I wish it was! At least they have big heads and little arms in common!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076200538395,"sku":"841024117479","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_t-rex_ii_15.jpg?v=1719598573"},{"product_id":"squishable-hydra","title":"Squishable Hydra","description":"\u003cp\u003eHopefully we all went through a Greek Mythology phase in middle\/high school. Like, we all pretendeded that Greek Gods were the ultimate personality trait, right?? I always rigged the quizzes in my favor to get either Artemis or Apollo...they're simply too iconic for me!! The Hydra is one of the most famous mythical beasts, so of course we'd have to immortalize him in Squish form! Quiz coming soon...maybe!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003emythical, fantastical, dragon, god\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076205256987,"sku":"841024118698","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_hydra_15.jpg?v=1719598585"},{"product_id":"squishable-baby-goat","title":"Squishable Baby Goat","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Baby Goat is vacuous in the most pleasant way possible! There is not a single thought behind those eyes! They don't have to worry about paying rent or making friends or evading the police because of a bank robbery they may or may not have done two years ago. I mean, who even remembers that stuff anyway. Not this goat, that's for sure!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003ebaby, goat, farm, baaa\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076205388059,"sku":"841024118322","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_baby_goat_151.jpg?v=1719598589"},{"product_id":"squishable-pumpkin-ii","title":"Squishable Pumpkin II","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's the Great Squishable Pumpkin everyone! They say once a year on All Hallow's Eve, if you wait in your nearest Squishable pumpkin patch, the GSP will appear! Bring along your friends and make a night out of it if you're feeling brave enough!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\"\u003epumpkin, halloween, spooky, harvest, fall, autumn, pump, pumpki\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076205453595,"sku":"841024118360","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_pumpkin_151.jpg?v=1719598592"},{"product_id":"squishable-christmas-tree","title":"Squishable Christmas Tree","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're probably thinking to yourself, \"A Christmas tree?!? It's not even December yet!\" Unless you're reading this in December, in which case you're thinking, \"A Christmas tree?!? I can't believe it's December already!\" Behold the cyclical cycle of consumerism that fuels progress in a capitalistic society. Let's create some value in the form of goods and services! Christmas of NEXT year is already in motion kiddos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003etree, christmas, xmas, holiday, evergreen, green\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076205682971,"sku":"841024117431","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_christmas_tree.jpg?v=1719598597"},{"product_id":"squishable-caterpillar","title":"Squishable Caterpillar","description":"\u003cp\u003eA tiny tube is our Mini Squishable Caterpillar, which means that this regular-sized caterpillar is a BIGGER TUBE! A tube that's squishy and cute and somehow more than the simplicity of its geometric topology. I'm trying to say it's still a long round tube, but better. Somehow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display: none;\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003ecaterpillar, green, stripe\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076207190299,"sku":"841024118636","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/squish_caterpillar_15.jpg?v=1719598616"}],"url":"https:\/\/squishable.pro\/collections\/sitewide-sale.oembed","provider":"Squishable","version":"1.0","type":"link"}