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This Massive Squishable Pineapple is more than 32\" (over 3 feet!), which is almost the size of a real fruit pineapple you might find in the wild, or in a very large fruit salad! Though regular Pineapples, generally considered to be the largest and biggest of all fruit, are nowhere near this cuddly...they're quite spiky. And big. Have we mentioned how large pineapples are? They're huge! The size of a house, they are. Bigger than a tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49076278559003,"sku":"841024110197","price":275.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1377\/0011\/files\/massive_pineapple.jpg?v=1719599773"},{"product_id":"massive-hamburger","title":"Massive Hamburger","description":"\u003cp\u003eThat's some Grade-A chopped up steak, right there! 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